in case you were wondering and shit:

• i love cacti and my antifa rat-dog, elsie.
• i am vanessa but i like to be called van/vanny.
• MY FAVORITE SHOW IS THE X-FILES.
• i crochet and sometimes knit but it’s a bit difficult for me to knit so i prefer to crochet.
• i love the rutles.
• it never ceases to amaze me how all of the giant balls in the world are just one long piece of yarn.
• i love humor pertaining to math and science.
• i like communist pick-up lines.
• when i was 8, i wanted to be older so i could get a job and an apartment.
• i have a hillbilly bone down deep inside, according to blake shelton.
• i was once told i don’t look old enough to be registered to vote.
• i was also told that i have a mango-shaped face, like christina ricci.
• whenever i sneeze and i’m alone, i’m always afraid i’m going to hear someone say bless you.
• i have cds labelled “party starter: level 1” and “millennium dance party.”
• i don’t like cats, mostly because i’m allergic and sometimes they’re jerks but i love photos and songs about cats.
• i don’t like tattoos/drawings of butterflies.
• i watched scott pilgrim for the first time on august 6.
• when i’m not dreaming about fonzy from happy days killing me and michael keaton making out with my ex, i dream about chemistry and choreographed dances by the US postal service.
• i’ve dissected a few different animals.
• i’ve been arrested multiple times.
• my blag iz kewl
• i’ve dipped my hand into sodium hydroxide because i might be clumsy.
• i like to hula hoop.
• i don’t like to brush my hair.
• i don’t like to wear pants or shoes.
• my best comrade is adam.
• i am no more and i have nothing left to give.